I was on your side, Bill, when you were losing....
I did something crazy. And not just a goofy, quirky, normal sort of crazy. But genuinely crazy.* Can't give away too many details at this time, but I tell ya: it's a doozy. Full story later. To those who do know, just trust me, guys.
*Those in the know have, funnily enough, said this is so crazy that it isn't crazy at all. Not exactly sure what this means, but I'm taking it as a good sign.