Monday, September 11, 2006

Make some tea, buster


Today marks the last day I'll see one Pensivecabby, as he is leaving for internship in London/Madrid. The first of The Putas to leave (other than our Queen Bee), his departure has struck me incredibly hard. And so, in the spirit of incredibly cheesy, yearbook-y type farewells, here is my dedication to my one and only Pensivecabby.

I never imagined I could miss someone as much as I already miss you, Rad-Chad. You don't even know. This is the kind of bond you share when you're Advanced Acting partners. AB-SURD!!! Thank you for always being there for me and for being a constant source of creativity, encouragement, and inspiration to all of us. My days are going to be much less fun-filled without you. We've been through so much together and yet it wasn't until this past 18 months that we really got to know one another. To sum up our relationship:

Balls to the wall,
Spiritual/Sexual union(and much floor humping),
En passante to you!
I'm not going to fuck you,
Having introes that are better than the scenes for which they were written
Dearly, my delicate.....line?!
States of Ironically Misappropriated Nicknames,
I'm still not going to fuck you,
John...Neblar Phillips?
Base to the second,
numerous trips to The Bell,
thought provoking late night walks around campus,
(which lead to) the one secret no one else knows.

I love you, Buster, Rad-Chad, Radley, Chadley, C Dex, Dumbface.

And remember: I'm not going to fuck you,
Second Base (makin' my case for the whole human race)

Friday, September 08, 2006

One thing on top of another

Tonight I was fired.

FIRED.

This week just sort of came out of the blue and kicked my ass.