And now for something completely different

Alright guys, in reference to my earlier entry about the idiocy of the most entries on Blogger and LJ's live post feeds, I've decided to institute a weekly (or perhaps more depending on how bored I am and how ridiculous these people are) post dedicated to these moronic feats of grammatical inadequacy (and attempt not to sound like a condescending bitch when I do so).

xdaytbaybgurllx writes:

"BLAHHHHH!! LoLHEY WHAT iS UP!? LOL AHH i HAVNT UPDAYTD iN SOOOO LONG!! LOL HMM OK SO THRUS HAD SKOL BBLAH AND i NEED A DATE FER THE DANCE!! BUT NO ONE CARES LOL..THEN FRiDAY SKOL AGAiN AND THAT NiGHT ME AND SARH WENT UP TO JUSTiNS AND KNOCKdD FER KEN [KENSZ A BEAST!!] LOL YOU KNO iTT LOL NEWAY HE GOT A SHOWER THEN CAME OVER THEN JON CAME OVER AND THEN CHRiS CAME OVER AND WE ALL WENT UP TO EDENSZ TO DRiNK A LiL LLOL..UM YEH AND SARH WAS MAD FER SUM REASON HAHA SHE DiDNT EVN KNO WHY LOL..HMMM UM WHAT ELSE HAPPENED HAHA THA 'NAUGHTY NAUGHTY' HMM NO COMMENT LOL SARH UH THEN ON THE WAY HOME ON THE BUS SARH STARTdD FREAKiN OUT BCAUSE PPL WER GETTiN ON THE BUS AND SHE DiDNT EVN KNO iT LOL!! THEN WE ALL WENT UP TO THE GOODIES. TRY NOT 2 EAT THE QUESADILLAS LOL. SORRY GUYZ PRiVATe JOKKE. JON RAN AROWND AFTuR ME AND TRIED TO SPANK ME WITH A BEEF STICK. lOl. GOOD TiMES WEL GOT HOME AT LiKE 11 LOL AND THATS iTSZ! AN TONiGHT JUSTiN CAME DOWN AND WE ALL CHYLLdD AND THEN *JOHN* WAS DOWN SO WE CHYLLdD WiTH HiM TOO ... AND NOW i SMELL LiKE YOU THNKX HUNN!! LOL <33 YEH U KNO iTT [MWAHH] WEL G2G CUSZ iM TALKiN TO MAH [*BOYFRiEND*] JUSTiN LOL..HE HATES THAT <33 YEH xx ASHLEYY"

My favorite part was when he spanked her with beef sticks. Is that what kids are calling it these days? What really surprises me is what "quesadillas" is actually spelled right.