Blog pimpin'

After recieving ample complaints on the matter, I've decided to devote an entire entry to Red, and hyperlinking to her livejournal. I'll now proceed to pimp her out via my blog.

Having taken up post as my lesbian lover, and agreeing to photgraph me naked, Red has cemented her status as one of the greatest friends ever. Stage manager extraordinare, she is a person who I always look forward to working with. I've always looked up to her (seeing as how she's 5'10" or thereabouts), and she is hot like a mother. Not to mention one of the Fifth Sun putas.

Who else would be seen in public with me wearing outfits like these.

And she costs $250 a night, bitch.