The bar has been raised
I have never felt so appreciated in my entire life as much as the Cosmonaut has made me feel today. This is why.
I take this as a proof positive reason that he wants to sleep with me. Not just sleep with me, but have full on dirty monkey sex, and then go do naked cartwheels in the woods. And if he weren't such a douche, I might just do it. Screw that, I'll do him anyway.
posted by Spark of Life @ 12/03/2004 10:19:00 PM
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Grace,
http://www.youaremyfriend.com/.
You insert anyone's name first and it displays it.
It could be boob.youaremyfriend.com and it would work.
Sorry, for tricking you, I feel like an asshole. Wait, I am one. I'll go disappear now.
-The jerk Cosmonaut
Hey, douche:
The fact that you think I don't know that is an insult to my intelligence. Furthermore, I'm surprised that you didn't make the URL "boobs.youare..."; it owuld have been much more fitting. But I still love you for it.
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