Sunday, December 05, 2004

douche.youaremyfriend.com

An ammendment to the yesterday's post:

Turns out I'm a douche, and The Cosmonaut got me. In a big way. I should have known better. You may have won this time, Cosmo, but just remember there will always be another game of sardines, and you may just find that a certain treaty is broken. Not that you were even able to find me in the first place. You've taken it up the ass so many times that it has effected your sense of direction. And that's a lot of cock.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I sent it to my brother because I thought it was funny and this is what he said to me in return:

Eof717 (12:41:45 AM): i feel slightly dumber for having seen that

Eof717 (12:42:08 AM): http://youshiteatingsonofabitch.youaremyfriend.com/

Eof717 (12:45:19 AM): a telemarketer just called me and when i answered hello they told me "please hold on, all our staff are currently busy"

I love my brother...

-Sara

12:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this is kari, i post anonymously so as to avoid having to register with blogger. b/c lets face it: i'm too fucking lazy to register slash maintain a blog site. i just spelled out slash. i could have just said "/". but no, have to make things difficult. 20 mintutes later: ASHLEIGH!!! I am SOO you're next lover. swear to God. we need Denny's. i haven't clogged my arteries with american goodness in at least 25 seconds. call me over chrismahannakwanzaa and we'll die of congestive heart failure together. p.s. i've followed in your footsteps in the worst possible way.

1:08 AM  
Blogger Spark of Life said...

Oh, Kari, I miss you so. You must e-mail me and regail me with all your adventures from your first semester. hermione_bookworm@yahoo.com I probably won't see you at Christmas owing to the fact that my fam. moved about an hour away. Yeah. But, I'll look for a Denny's and gorge myself in your honor.

And what's this about my footsteps?.....

5:25 PM  
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10:02 PM  

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