The Lesbian Thespian

In order to avoid telling someone that I wasn't interested in them, I told them I was a lesbian. What's worse is that I don't feel bad about it, in fact I think it's funny. Hilariously funny. I laughed about it for about 15 minutes when I got home. I don't feel bad about it, and that's why I'm a terrible person.

I'm going straight to Hell. It's official. Even the vast amount of scarilige involved in making The Fifth Sun takes a back seat to this. Yes, this is worse than "Fuck the Catholic Church." I don't care how spineless I am, I need to learn to just tell people "no" instead of being untruthful.

But I'm still laughing.

Anyone want to take up as my lover? The Vag gets first priority, of course, but since she is unavoidably detained, I'll start taking applications tomorrow at noon.