All I want for Christmas
For those who are wondering what to get me for Christmas:
David Hyde Pierce
tuition
hats
sex - lots of it, preferably the dirty, kinky, sweaty variety
toys that would assist in the dirty, kinky sex
Harry Potter memorobilia
the stick to come out of the Step-Dad's ass
books
the assassination of the Old Navy advertising execs
a boyfriend (would probably help with the sex)
new tap shoes
clothes
A's on all my finals
a full body massage
peace on earth and good will towards men*
These are just some general suggestions, I'll probably find use for whatever you get me. After all, I still have that tiki god statue around here somewhere.......
*by "peace on earth" I mean a new computer and by "good will towards men" I mean a Jimmy Stewart blow-up doll
posted by Spark of Life @ 12/10/2004 07:17:00 PM
3 Comments:
I can definitely help out with #4, possibly #5, and definitely #14.
Also I can do #10 if by "boyfriend" you mean "some guy that shows up every now and then for dirty, kinky, sweaty sex, showers, then leaves and doesn't call until he's ready for more dirty, kinky, sweaty sex."
I can deal with that.
I'm starting to think that you're the only one who reads this........
I read this all the time. Yes, in the creepy stalker way. Not sure if I can help you out with the dirty sex part like the other guy can though.
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