Your I.Q. must be this high to go on this ride

While surfing on to random blogs, I noticed a distrbing trend that leads me to believe that the average blogger has the mental acquity of a bar of soap. An prime example:

Hey, wazzap, my peeps. nm here. So I went up to the store and wanted to buy some of the pringles and I couldn't find the sour cream and onion and I asked the dude if they had any and he was all "no" and I was like "what" and he was like "I know, thery're my favorite 2" and I was like "I know man!" Then Christy came which was totally kool so I didn't feel so bad about the pringles anymore cuz she is ne fine mofo, and she was all "did U study for the algebra test" and I said "hellz naw, that shit's stupid." But then I was like "shit" cuz I had to go home and do homework and english sux. Oh, well. G2G.
--dumbass

Really? I mean, You forgot all about the pringles? Damn, she must be hot; you should definitely tap that shit.