I am Jack's internal monologue... My thoughts on life, theatre, David Hyde Pierce, and plenty of other things you probably never wanted to know.
Jedi, Jew, Simone de Beauvoir wannabe. Studying toward a double BA in Theatre and English, hoping to one day become an actor, a writer, or a surly despot (possibly all 3). Living in an apartment complex (nudist colony) with most of the other theatre majors, where I partake in many light sabre battles, hours of bothering Josh Real, naked cartwheels abound, and general Bad-Ass-ery. All names and events have been changed to protect the innocent (or I just forgot who they were and what really happened).
After calling my bank to inquire about my account, I've discovered that I don't even have enough money to buy gas to get home. And Christmas is coming up.
posted by Spark of Life @ 11/29/2004 08:52:00 PM
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You're welcome to apply for the position. I'll just need naked pictures, naked video, and I'll have to take you for a trial run before I can commit to hiring you. You have to kick the tires before you drive it home, you know?
I feel it would be best to warn you that I am hideously kinky, borderline freakish. You saw those pictures. I'll try anything once, and am strangely fond of whips, chains, and anything involving chocolate syrup.
When did it become a bad thing to become "hideously kinky," and "borderline freakish." And it's always a plus when people are willing to "try anything once, and [are] strangely fond of whips, chains, and anything involving chocolate syrup." But one question must be cleared up before you can be hired: Do you do anal? I mean, this is porn after all and you can't be (a woman) and be in porn and never take it up the ass. It's just the way it works.
Well, I've given this a lot of thought, and though I do express some trepidation, I've decided that I'll do it. But only for you, NDC, only for you.
No need to worry; I'll be gentle. Well, I'll be gentle at first. And you'll love it.
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