The Return of the Tribute to Semantic Abscence

Haven't posted one of these since before the holidays (not because the amount of stupid entries has decreased, I've just been lazy; those old entries can be found here and here), and as NDC has seen fit to post a weekly entry similiar to this, I'd better get to it, so I can show up his ass and prove who has better witty commentary. This will probably be a clean victory for NDC, but I've got a better rack, and a vagina he can't have.

**************************
Speal writes:

I wull live you over. WOOPW OOP WAZZAP YALL HOW COME SMART PEOPLE FIND ALL MANNER OF MISPELLINGS AND PRONOUNCIATIONS AMONGST EACHOTHER BUT DON'T TOLERATE IT IN OTHERZZZZZZZZZ

Well, that wasn't really funny but whatevstaaaaaaahhhhhhhh. And I personally don
t enjoy when people mispronounce things by accident, but for some reason any purposeful wordplay whatsoever is automatically hilarious. The way to a nerd's heart is through his or her sense of Wakky Worrdplay. Um, Wacky Wordplay is good enough.

What's up Canada? Hey yo, let's go, tough guy! The M, the U, the C, the H, the V, the I, the B, the E.Hoooooold up!The M, the U, the C, the H, the V, the I, the B, the E.a-Say WHAT?!?!?!blahblahblahblackpeoplebeingcool

DUDES I AM COMING TO SASKATOON ON MARCH 22 FOR THE "TASTE OF CHAOS" TOUR SO'S I CAN SEE THE FRIEND AND MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE AND TAKING BACK SUNDAY! IN SASKATOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!COME VISIT ME EN MY FRIENDXORZ!

I'm really exuberant, I guess. Haven;t written much here, so I guess I'm just happy to be back, to know my nerdbrain didn't go anywhere. Or maybe it did, and I just think I'm being the smart version of cool-uncool. God, stop. NO more self analysis. I've had enough for a while now. Cheeeeeese and crackers.

Belle & Sebastian are my total heroes. But I'm kind of in major love overload with Conor Oh...oh...OBERST right now, as Digital Ash In A Digital Urn freaking rooooooooocksssssssssssssksksksksksksks.


**************************
Where to start?

Alright, we're not even going to touch on the fact that you misspelled the word "word," and then just retyped it instead of backspacing. Yet he spelled exuberant correctly.

It's Saskatchewan. Douche.

I don't know what to make of the random cheerleader like comments about letters. Maybe some kind of secret code? And by secret code I mean retard language.

And the author of this mindless dribble is complaining about people who mispronounce words? Mr. Pot, meet Mr. Kettle.