James Lipton built the bandwagon

What is your favorite word?
wit

What is your least favorite word?
the "n" word. I can't even write it. I hate it. I've had to say it, and for some reason those instances never bothered me, but whatev.

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
intelligence

What turns you off?
close-mindedness

What is your favorite curse word?
"fuck." It's very versatile, and can be used as all seven word forms. but I only use that when I really need to; it loses it's flavor otherwise. I also like "rat bastard"; the double hard "a" makes it more auditorily pleasing

What sound or noise do you love?
laughter

What sound or noise do you hate?
my brother crying

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
paleontologist

What profession would you not like to attempt?
politics

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
so, i'm still confused..............are you Jewish?