WTF of the Day

Of all the dreams I've ever had, this had to be the one that recurs. As if one morning of WTF-age wasn't enough, my subconscious had to be bombarded with another incidence of this anomalie. It's enough to make you want to swear off network television altogether. Oh yes, my friends, you know that of which I speak.

A certain........inappropriate romp concerning myself and one Peter Jennings of ABC Nightly News.

Suffice to say that things got a little steamy in the news room. Clothing was removed, papers strewn about. A few midly interested cameramen looked on while broadcatsed our desk-rolling antics were broadcast into the homes of suburban America. Any further recollection on my part will result in the puncturing of my mind's eye.

Why Peter Jennings? Why the news room? Why the unattractive cameramen? Why indeed. These are questions that you should only have to ask yourself once. Strike that. These are questions you should never have to ask yourself. Hey, subconscious: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!