Should I laminate this?

For those who have asked:

The Men

1. David Hyde Pierce
2. James Stewart
3. Colin Firth
4. Adrien Brody
5. Lumiere

rotate in Edward Norton, depending on my mood

The stats: gay, deceased, married, single, an animated candlestick

The Women (not that I'm a lesbian, but hypothetically speaking)

1. Gwyneth Paltrow
2. Gillian Anderson
3. Mary Louise Parker
4. Kate Winslet
5. Helena Bonham Carter

Had to put some serious thought into this one. At first I just listed women who were obscenely attractive, but if I did that, my list would be the same as everyone elses. So I attempted to apply the same criteria for what I look for in the opposite sex, and this is what I came up with.

Bonus points if you catch the reference in the title.