The reluctant voyeur

The R and the ulcer inducing annoyance otherwise known as her boyfriend are currently canoodling on my bed while I become increasingly nauseated. Is it possible to be envious and completely repulsed at the same time? Go slobber on eachother somewhere else, fuckwits. And bring back an intelligent, attractive man to put in your place.

For the love of Christ, I can hear some kind of sucking............