Jew out of Carolina

This weekend has been largely unproductive, but I've had the best time, despite both the absence of The Boy and the constant annoyance of an ever-present knot in my right calf that continues to spasm at inopportune moments. Spent lots of time with some people I haven't realley talked to in a while on Saturday; it had been a while since I had just "chilled" with people. Watched The Patriot, which I actually enjoyed, despite my normal aversion toward war movies. One of the girls' take on the film:

"None of this would have happened if the Jews had just stayed out of the Carolinas."

Later she and I had an exchange of words that went a little something like this:

Me: Did you just ask me to touch your pumpkin?
She: What?! Heh heh.... (singing)La la la...I want you to touch my Republican!!!
Me: .....Like...Bush...like my vagina...?

Oh, my.