The Formula

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Hair is over and I don't know what to do. I am so bored right now. If I were any more bored, I would probably be dead. The R is at work, L1 at a meeting, L2 at a study group, and all of my friends are finding ways to otherwise occupy themselves. And I'm here not otherwise occupying myself. I suppose I could go down by the lobby and make new friends, but that would require too much work, and would completely uproot my belief system that all the people in my dorm are douche bags. There is no possible way to describe how bored I am. Studying for stage craft is not helping in the least. Man, I'm bored. Math could probably explain it best; here let me put it in equation form:

Me = X; my boredom level = Y1; my willingness to find a way to be un-bored = Y2; Studying for stage craft = Y3; meeting new people in the lobby= Z; and Fun = BT (Boredom Terminated)

So.....

If Y2 <= Y3 then (( X * Y1) / 0) Z = BT which is predetermined to be error or no boredom terminated, but if Y2 > Y3 then (( X * Y1) / Y2 Y3)) Z = BT where Z is not a required variable

OK guys i just realized this equation is pure genius so it is copyrighted by the PBJT corp. (Peanut Butter Jelly Time Corp.) Which is strictly owned in part by Steven William Shepard.

God, I can't wait for Six Characters to start.