Jedi seeks council

There are times when you desperately want to write something but fear of upsetting your audience prevents you from doing so. At times like this, one must take a nod from The Fifth Sun and FUCK THE AUDIENCE. As such.....

There is an undeniable necessity of communication between people who cohabitate, yet a contradictory trend of withholding any grievances in favor of letting them fester.

General offences and ways to dull my Spark*:

• condescend to me
• make a Very Large, Very Important decision about current living status without giving any notice
• put a stop to my naked cartwheels
• set free the 13 midgets in my closet
• be as closed minded as possible
• interfere with my piracy (there's still a lot of booty out there.......think about it)
• render all opinions other than yours null and void
• insult HP or DHP

Circumstances being what they are, I should say something. But. I am spineless. I am passive agressive. Please send all suggestions, advice, pearls of wisdom, naked pictures, etc. to sparkxofxlife@yahoo.com

*today's corny metaphor is brought to you by the letter "C"^
^which stands for "concubine"