The other end

I've had a lot of experience with hearing the ends of interesting (oft disturbing phone calls). What's worse is when you know some of the people involved, which makes things much more interesting (and disturbing), bringing confusion to a boiling point.

Red was on the phone the other night while a few of us were hanging out at the Jedi Temple, and this is what I heard:

"How's your girlfriend?"
"You slept with WHO???"
"Wait, as in ballerina, or as in stripper?"
"What about Natalia? You can't have a figure skater and a ballerina. Does she know?"
"SHE has a girlfriend?!"
".................."
"......like, a fourway?"

(here we get an interjection from deltacham of "wait, are we talking about golf?")

"You're a terrible person and I'm judging you."
"Nuh uh. Fuck that, don't even go there. You can't say that (etc.)"
"I said shut up!"
"Fine, you know what? When you were in town I fucked Zach in the other room. TWICE. Bye."

All conversations should end like that.