Moving on up

So, this may very well be my last entry in a very long time. I'll explain in a second.

The tyranny and oppression of finals week is finally over, and I have come to the conclusion that I will have to sleep my Astronomy professor in order to stay on the Dean's List. It's alright. The same thing happened last year with Geology, and she was a woman, so I think I'll have less of a time dealing with a man.

The dorm is almost empty, and let me tell you, that took quite an effort. You have no idea how hard it is to get rid of 4 dead hookers, a crack baby, 18 lbs. of crystal meth, my incredible time machine, a copy of "Purple Rain," and Christopher Walken out of a room unnoticed. I don't even want to think about what would have happened if we had been caught with that "Purple Rain." The very thought makes me paranoid.

So, to the point. In order to save costs for the summer, Red and I have decided to forego internet and cable until school starts. I know, this is just crazy talk. But, we are dirt poor, and unless both of us want to work the corner (of University and North, $200 gets you a whole night), we need to cut some major corners. Alas, I shan't be updating as much as I'd like, which I know shall bring a tear to many an eye.

For now, have a good summer, all. Go out, make merry, don't get too drunk or pregnant, and if you see my destitute ass in a cardboard box somewhere, help a sister out.