I am Jack's broken heart

The very fabric of my being has been ripped to shreds.

You all have been informed of my undying love, respect, admiration, and slightly unhealthy obsession with David Hyde Pierce. After many an inquisitive mind has asked me, "Isn't David Hyde Pierce gay?" I decided to take matters into my own hands and do some research. After about an hour online, pouring over old news articles, interviews, and video clips, I discovered that indeed, yes, he is in fact gay. I don't know what to do with myself. I'm distraught. I'm a wreck. I went over to The Ls room all in a tizzy. I called my mother to vent my plight.

Was my love not good enough for you, David? I gave you all that I could give!

*Sigh* Well, I've come to terms that we will never be married, but I guess we can still hang out. He is the coolest cat on the planet, after all. I think I'm going to write him a letter. Just to say, "what's up", tell him how I'm doing and everything, that I'm not too heartbroken, and that I hope he's happy with this "Steve" person. But you know, if you guys are ever up for a menage a trois, I'm here and very, very willing.

Adding insult to injury, someone discovered my blog via the Yahoo! search "David Hyde Pierce gay." Damnit.