Forget the whips and chains

I have transcended mere tiredness and reached the quintessence of exhaustion.

Surfing the crimson wave and having to wear a corset while sitting down and then trying to lift a cast member and put them into a fountain has surpassed benign gangleonic cyst surgery as the most painful and uncomfortable experience of my life.

Time to bring out the hagen das, anaprox, granny panties, and When Harry Met Sally...