Next time, someone stop me
Lesson of the day: I should never try to be sexy. Ever.
This is why.
My god, I look like a reject from a porno. A really bad porno.
posted by Spark of Life @ 10/30/2004 01:46:00 PM
Spark of Life
I am Jack's internal monologue... My thoughts on life, theatre, David Hyde Pierce, and plenty of other things you probably never wanted to know.
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- Name: Spark of Life
Jedi, Jew, Simone de Beauvoir wannabe. Studying toward a double BA in Theatre and English, hoping to one day become an actor, a writer, or a surly despot (possibly all 3). Living in an apartment complex (nudist colony) with most of the other theatre majors, where I partake in many light sabre battles, hours of bothering Josh Real, naked cartwheels abound, and general Bad-Ass-ery. All names and events have been changed to protect the innocent (or I just forgot who they were and what really happened).
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Saturday, October 30, 2004
This is why.
My god, I look like a reject from a porno. A really bad porno.
5 Comments:
Now I'm speaking from experience. I've seen a lot of porn. Some really good, a lot average, and a whole hell of a lot of the really bad stuff. And I must say, you do not even begin to approach the level of wrongness that is attained by women in really bad porn. Not even close.
Wow. I'm not quite sure what to say to that. Thank you.....? Somehow that doesn't seem to apply..... Does that mean that I could pass for good porn?
That was supposed to be one of those "hey, I'm not sure if it's a compliment or not" compliments. Honestly though, you could do well in good porn. To be actually honest though, you look way too nice to go into porn; don't do it.
Damnit, I had an appointment with "Do It Hard" pictures tomorrow morning.
Yeah, stay away from "Do It Hard" pictures. Their production is really crappy and, honestly, most of the women are fugly. You can do much better. May I suggest my own porn production company, "Do It Better?" The pay is crappy, but you do get to sleep with me. And nobody except me and friends that I want to impress will ever see the tape.
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