Class today with Professor McDouchebag was spent, as usual, staring off into space, save this one moment of temporary amusement.

"The French can have a candidate win an election with only a 25% majority. How does that work? Is it because they're metric?"

Probably the most clever thing Douchey has ever said, and it wasn't even that good. I then resumed thinking about ways to overthrow the lecture hall. If we all threw our pencils at the same time..........