A Food service industry PSA

Alright, I have one piece of advice for everyone who ever plans on eating out at restaurant ever again in their entire lives:

Sit where the hostess wants to put you. Please.

Don't ask for your party of 4 to sit at an 8 top, don't request to move all the way across the restaurant to some random table that isn't any better than the one at which the hostess wanted to sit you, and don't try and sneak off to a booth when you think we aren't looking (your waiter will notice - I swear). There is a reason she's trying to sit you there, so we'd appreciate it if you'd just go with the flow.

It would make things so much less frustrating, thank you.