ELECTRICITY!!!!!! (fuck yeah)

In the past 4 days without electricity I have: accumulated a gastly amount of leg hair (which was forced to be put on display because of the scorching temperatures), eaten 6 meals composed entirely of Little Debbie's snack cakes, dumped an ungodly amount of groceries in the dumpster, cleaned cat pee out of far too many things (this really has nothing to do with not having electricity), shacked up in the theatre building for a couple nights to avoid sleeping drenched in sweat, offered my body to electrical workers on the corner in hopes of expediting their process, and wrote an e-mail to the president of my university to get out some aggression over the fact that we still had class today. It went a little something like this:

Hey, [president's name]. I was going to wake up for class this morning, but I couldn't because my alarm clock didn't go off. Because I didn't have electricity. Along with 70% of [town where I go to school]. I'm just saying.
Yours, [my name]

He did write me back and give me his phone number, offering to set up an appointment so I could have a discussion with him. Yeah, I think I know what kind of "discussion" he wants to have...... Maybe those electrical workers talk fast....