Dearly, my delicate Ariel

[please note that I will never again be this mushy. I promise. Entries of restaurant woe and theatre-related adventures (complete with naked cartwheels) will resume shortly]

Everyone needs to find a person who makes them forget about Harry Potter.

Who will watch It's A Wonderful Life with you and drink hot chocolate, bake cookies, and later open up a bottle of wine.

A person who makes you sad to sleep alone.

Who can blindfold you and do naughty things with fruit.

Who would do naked cartwheels with you (not that this has happened, but I'm biding my time......).

Someone who will take care of you when you're drunk and not judge you afterwards because you've never been drunk before, and you were probably acting like a prize idiot, but they don't care because they're that awesome.

Who thinks you look attractive is something as ridiculous as this.

Who makes you want to straddle them in their computer chair and then make love on top of their desk (not that this has happened, either, of course ;) ). did I really just use a smiley?

A person who knows that you are a Jedi Master and does not question or ridicule your regard for the Force.

Who can watch you wolf down a 1/2 lb. burger and fries in less than 5 minutes and still find you desirable.

Yeah. Everyone needs a person like that. I wish he didn't have to leave.

< /sappy entry >