Numerology, vol. 2

Current temperature: 57 degrees
Cups of coffe consumed in the last 2 hours: 6
Theatre history papers to write: 1
# of pages left to compose: too many
# of days left to complete paper: not enough
# of times I've said "fuck" about above statement: 37 (today)
Hours of sleep gotten last night: 3
Amount of money in my bank account: $9.13
# of people currently residing in Ohio whom I'm missing more than life: 1
Nights spent in the library: 1 (so far)
Naps taken in the library when I should have been writing: 4
Advanced acting scenes due: 1
Days spend rehearsing for that scene: 0
Dead hookers in my trunk: 5
Bruises on my left leg (possiby from struggle involved inkilling the hookers): 3
Trips to The Bell in the last 24 hours: 1
Estimated trips to The Bell in the next 3 days: indeterminate
# of times David Hyde Pierce has showed up at my door renouncing his homosexuality in favor of sleeping with me: ......I'm still waiting....
# of sticks up my Com.111 professor's ass: 17
Odds of those sticks being removed: 193 to one. against.