I can't remember if I share a birthday with the Queen, or the Queen Mum.

In T-minus 41 minutes, it will be my 20th birthday.

I've considered many ways in which to best spend my day, ranging from the NDC-inspired get shitfaced starting at midnight, watch everyone else get shitfaced while I stare and laugh, going bowling, getting a hooker, invading Nepal, etc. What I'll probably end up doing: when I get home from work (yes, work, but I'm getting free cake) collapsing on my bed, going back to sleep, and lounging around for the rest of the day.

I did, however, recieve the best birthday card ever from Jorph, via thefacebook.com

Happy Birthday you fucking whore. Hope your day is filled with nasty, dirty things that you like to do to men and sometimes women. Now get out of my apartment and be a whore elsewhere.

So, I guess it wasn't the best card ever, but he scores for originality.