What's with today, today?*

I've read a lot of banal sentences on LJ live feed. Hell, I've written a lot of banal sentences. But this one takes the cake.

xhatemelove writes:
"today was weird and i was in a weird mood and i was in a weird mood at practice and i dont know why its just weird..."

Let's leave aside the fact that there is no punctuation or capital "I"s. This is by far the most interesting thing I've read in ages.

*another reference, which you all should know