And her throat rejoiced

I just coughed up the most magnificent loogie in history. We're talking phlegm, snot, blood, and a small kitten. And then I threw up again. My jaw still hurts. My temperature is being the biggest tease ever. Started at 102.5, then went to 101, then 99, then 101, now is back up to 102.3. Bastards. I've eaten one piece of bread with peanut butter in the past two days. I'm hungry.