There are some who call me...........Douchebag?

Few things are worse than getting a call from your stage manager informing you that cue-to-cue started an hour ago, not 5 hours from now. I have reached a level of indescribable shittiness which I have never felt before, and what's more: it was completely unprofessional.

I just made a shirt that says, "I am a douchebag who loves the vagina," which I'll wear to the rescheduled (because of me) cue-to-cue tonight. I also bought everyone donuts. And I'll sleep with each member of the company to make it up to them.