Hi, my name is Mickey.

The Seiko adverstising execs must be stopped. Now. Have you seen their new commercial? Here, let me help refresh your memory:

"It's not your clothes. It's not your skin. It's not your smile. It's not your ethnicity. It's not you hair. It's not your gender. It's not your face. It's not your job. It's not your body. It's your watch that tells people who you really are."

Really, guys? Really? I thought it had something to do with my personality, or my name. But, according to you, there lots of people walking around under the impression that I am an animated mouse with red shorts.