Nice rack

Considering the angry wrath of my last post, I figured that a more chipper update is in order. But what to write about? According to The Mexiwon't and Jorph: "Write about something interesting......but with better tits." So why not.

Something interesting: Independence Day in pictures. That was the beginning of a staggering number of nights in which I was drunk. More days in the past two weeks than I have been in the rest of my life put together. I don't know if this is at all interesting. But let's just say: sparklers, me, and an empty bottle of wine don't mix. By the end of the night a debate was raging over whether or not sex should stop if one the parties lets one fly. Your thoughts?

With better tits: Salma Hayek