Quotes du jour

Today during rehearsal I received one of the greatest notes of my life:

"I think you're just going to have to pinch his nipple."

Yes.

Nipples will be pinched. I shall do a striptease. And the audience shall rejoice.

This almost surpasses the quote from Tempest rehearsals in which the director said, in reference to Shakespeare, "There is nothing more exciting than doing this man."

Can't argue with that. I heard The Bard was an animal in bed.