Thou shalt not count to four, neither count thou two
All this talk about the Pope has everyone getting in on the Catholic religion. Even the SBWs. Oh, yeah, the Sassy Black Women. On my way to poli sci I overheard this little snippet:
"I'm glad we don't have a Pope. Ain't nobody gone tell me what to do with my Jesus." - SBW #1
Then I got to thinking about what it would be like if I were the pope. I'd be more popular this this Ratzinger fellow; I am Polish, after all. I might lost some of that popularity when I make everyone Jewish.
"In a bold move today by Pope Spark of Life I, the Catholic church ceased to exist...."
I'd also add a Commandment: Thou shalt not be not Jewish. The Bible would be replaced by Monty Python's Book of Armaments, and I'd impose a 3:1 Catholic to Jew ratio. Every Catholic must have a at least one Jewish buddy, preferably more, a Jew Crew, if you will.
posted by Spark of Life @ 4/22/2005 12:33:00 PM
1 Comments:
That's no good! When you outnumber a catholic, they revert to missionary mode. The next thing you know your neighborhood is full of stormtroopers (by which I mean Jesuits) holding you under water until you convert and learn how to properly march with your virgin-Mary-on-a-stick. Haven't you seen The Mission? If you have to outnumber catholics, kindly forget to inform them of this fact. It will be a better world for all of us.
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