History was most entertaining today. Dr. Davis had a meeting, so he sent one of his professor friends to do the lesson for him because we were way behind schedule. Dude, this guy was absolutely NUTS. Dr. Mental lectured on the French and Indian War and The Boston Massacre, peppering his speech with words of wisdom such as: If you ever go into politics, tax the poor, beacuse they can't fight back; Lots of kids on campus commit suicide, so watch out; God died in 1767 when the Declaratory act was passed; when he was 8 years old he refused to pay taxes on candy because the people who passed taxes weren't voted on by him; Very informative. Off his rocker, that one. Was mildly amusing, though. I think Davis would have snapped his pocket-protector if he knew what happened. Didn't learn very much, though. Test next Wed., and I feel a bit unprepared.

Jenny Stoneking has my hat. I'd like it back. I need to pay my tuition. Audrey's reading The Da Vinci Code. It makes me happy.

Rehearsals for The Fifth Sun are going realy well. I'm all kinds of excited. I still can't get over that I'm the Lord of Death. And with the El Salvadoran colonel, this makes the 3rd time that I've played a man. It's actually a bit like playing O'Brien in 1984. Do I just give off this manly aura? Meh.

"Grind the poor, people, grind the poor!"