Okay, the Yankees lost last night, but that's okay, because they're totally kickin' butt right now. Anyway.
I stayed up until 2 last night b/c I was in the bathroom getting intimate with my friends Ralph and Hurl. I felt so crappy, and I don't know why, either. I just got randomly sick. Rats. Anyway, I slept in this morning, for the first time in ages. We're talking some serious 9:30 action, here. Still feel kinda bad. Barely studied for my History test, and only read 40 pages of the 90 that were assigned for English. I've been a major slacker this weekend. I'm thinking of cutting my hair. Short. Like Audrey Hepburn in "Roman Holiday" short. Suggestion of Kurzym's that keeps coming into my mind. Dunno.

"You're an idiot savant - and hold the savant."