I only have two things to say: Woop Woop and Rats. The Marlins won last night (woop woop), but the Yankees lost (rats. you know what? I'll even go say far as to say rat bastard). Now, some people think that the Yankees have won the Series one time too many. All I have to say about that is: they're the FREAKIN' YANKEES!!!!! a million times isn't too many! But, if the Yankees do win, and they face Marlins in the Series.......we will either have a dead Teppie or Christy by the time the season is over.

Started blocking in rehearsals last night. I wrote a poem while waiting to go on:

A piece of paper is on my chair
A fleck of lint is in my hair
Dust particles are in the air
While I am at rehearsal.
Shakespeare was a funny guy
The cafeteria has good pie
Just found out I'm in the scene, so I gotta fly
Maybe I'll go home and eat some rye.
They call my "Grace" 'cause I trip a lot
I boil Ramen noodles in a pot
My dorm room is the opposite of hot
If I stole the crown jewels I would get caught
(and Yoko Ono should be shot)

Pure Genius.

"An 'F' shaped pie is just plain not funny."