I'm really bored. I just looked at Aaron's blog, and I thought to myself, "Self, yes surveys are the crappiest, most obnoxious things ever......but you have nothing else to do; and since Aaron did one, they must be SUPERFLY!" Yeah. I'm really bored.

WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT:
*Abortion: I don't think I could ever do it
*Eating disorders: depressing
*Rape: really depressing
*Suicide: see above
*South park: never watched it
*Piercings: not on guys, unless you're Johnny Depp
*Drinking: water rocks my world

WHICH WAY WOULD YOU SPELL IT?
*Megan or meghan: I really hated a girl named Megan
*Lacey or lacy: the only one who could pull off that name is a My-Little-Pony
*Steven or stephen: Steven, that way you can spell it Nevets backwards
*Kurt or curt: K
*Mark or marc: Marky Marky pretty much killed that name
*Brandi or brandy: I once had a step-sister named Brandy. She sucked
*Corrine or carine: Corrine
*Kari or carrie: no matter how you spell it, I still thing of Sissy Spacek drenched in pig blood
*Jackie or jackqui: unnecessary letters suck. I oughta know
*Deseray or desirae: again, only a pony
*Jayde or jade: just don't like the name
*Amy or aimee: Mom's name is Amy
*Ashley or ashleigh: Hate my name, either way, it's still too common
*Geoff or jeff: I believe I already speilled on unnecessary letters

LOVE LIFE?
*Do you have a crush/love interest: what?
*Whats his or her age: 72
*How long have you liked him or her: since we met in a previous life. I'm kidding
*Do you think there is a person for everyone: nope
*Do you believe in love at first sight: only in one instance: if you see an unknown someone coming toward you, and then they fall in a mud puddle, and you're still atracted to them, man that's love
*Have you ever been in love: maybe. still debating
*Do you think it lasts forever: no
*Do you want to get married?: Nope; I've learned too much from my parents

PAST
*First grade teacher's name: Mrs. McNickle
*Last word you said: Superfly!
*Last song you sang: "I've Grown Accostomed to Her Face" from My Fair Lady
*Last meal you ate: Cheez Its
*Last person you flipped off: I've actually never flipped anyone off
*Last song stuck in your head: "Light My Candle" from Rent
*Last time you had an injury that made you bleed: I fell and scraped my hand on the pavement
*What color socks are you wearing: black
*What's under your bed: storage tub, shoes
*What's the weather like: rainy, I like it when it rains
*What is on your wall calendar: Disney Princesses
*What time did you wake up today: 9:37; I actually slept in

FUTURE
*When do you want to marry: when Hell freezes over
*Do you want kids? : I think I'd be a crappy mom
*Are you going to college: yesiree!
*If so, how long do you want to go: no longer than is absolutely necessary

First best friend: Nathan and Jason
Last best friend: Christy and Rosemary
First real memory of something: being pulled around the Air Force Base playground in a Radio Flyer by my babysitter
Last real memory of something: coming out of the stall in the girls bathroom and seeing a bunch of repair guys fixing the sink
First car: ' 99 Chevy Cavalier
Last car: same. damn
First date: dates suck
Last date: prom, but that doesn't really count, there were like, 8 other people there, too
First kiss: Christamstime, freshman year of h.s. under mistletoe. It really sucked; too impersonal
Last kiss: been a while
First job: the seventh circle of Hell, whoops, I mean AMC
Last job: I'm free from it (for a while)
First screen name: snowflakepixie
Last screen name: don't have one
First self purchased album: soundtrack to "Fievel Goes West"
Last album: soundtrack to "Les Miserables"
First concert: Billy Joel and Elton John. Holy Mother of God. I'm still gettin gover that one
Last concert: Only one I've been to
First funeral: Grandpa Casperowitz
Last funeral: My cousin Jonna Salcedo and Grandma
First pet: Okay, my first pet was a grey kitten named Precious. I loved Prescious more than life itself for the full 7 hours that I owned her. My mom surprised me with her when she got home from school. Then she and my step-dad went out to dinner, and my babysitter watched me for a while. She got annoyed by Precious, and so she put her on the couch in the basement, NEXT TO A PLASTIC BAG, and locked the door. The next time I went down there, Precious had suffocated. I still seek vengeance......
Last pet: My kitty Moira.
First president you voted for: haven't yet
Last president you voted for: yeah
First piercing/tattoo: ears
Last piercing/tattoo: thinking about my tummy
First house/home: Wurtsmith Air Force Base, MI
Last house/home: my dorm in Naconowhere
First love: what did you say?... I can't hear you!
Last love: still can't quite hear you....
First enemy: Jessica Lemieux in second grade; stupid skank ruined my snowman
Last enemy: Steven Shepard. God I hate that stupid son of a .......I mean......what?


"I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid, we know our names are Gred and Forge."